Cold hands, warm shart.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Sext me about skeletons
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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