I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
