Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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