its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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