he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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