He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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