You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude i'm inner monologue high
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i believe in u and ur pee
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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