Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
