So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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