he shaved USA in his pubs
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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