Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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