whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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