He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Will exercising make me less horny?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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