this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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