It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My vagina just recognized that song.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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