Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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