So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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