Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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