Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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