What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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