Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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