ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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