So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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