none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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