oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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