I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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