I'm jealous of your bromance
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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