he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i out mim tonsoeep
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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