what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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