??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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