do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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