Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize