All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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