woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize