Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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