ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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