this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
