So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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