I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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