She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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