? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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