Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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