When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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