Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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