I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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