is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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