have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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