It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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