what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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