i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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