I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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