D3 body, D1 cock
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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