Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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