The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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