Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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